Wednesday, August 29, 2018

Tales of a Failing Empire- Interlude (Part 5)



The first thing Nefydd did upon arriving at The Place was vomit. Teleportation (Grijhold's word for this strange way of travel) had always unsettled him; or was it The Place? Fortunately, Nefydd's heaving generated a small amount of bile and saliva which he wiped on his right sleeve.

Nefydd was never able to remain standing after 'phasing in' (another one of Grijhold's words). The Place was always the same, startling 'clean' white corridors and rooms. There were no edges to the design of this region (but was it?), all ceilings and floors curved downwards or upwards where they adjoined the walls. Illumination was provided by armspans of glowing tubes in transluscent panels on the ceilings. It was never dark in The Place. Outside of The Place was one big unknown. Was this a castle relic of the Ancient Tymes? Even Grijhold didn't know. He would occasionally mention 'demi-plane' during the few times he and Nefydd actually broached the topic of the nature of The Place.

Grijhold gave it the name. One of his arguments for the name was that the creators of the area were long gone and nowhere in the abode (if it were such) were any clues to their language. Grijhold's master had named the area Jadaharien Lldrean (some elvish variant that roughly meant Bleak Fortress). After Grijhold 'acquired' the magic trinkets from his master he came up with The Place on his second visit.“Am I going to be some pretentious bastard like all the other magick-wielding ego maniacs in history by giving this place an equally pretentious name?” Grijhold would say, usually when he was drunk by the fire pit, (and it took a lot to get him drunk) then answering himself with a suprisingly unlsurred “Fuck no!”

So the nomenclature stuck. The Place was often used as a last resort when things got bad in a variety of situations. Already it saved their lives three times. For the tenth time, Nefydd wondered if the trinkets would ever 'misfire.' Grijhold told Nefydd some tales of teleports going awry when used as a spell. A few outcomes were a ghastly mess and according the dwarf, well published in the magic community. The Place was a temporary refuge at best, for Nefydd was extremely comfortable being here. The place smelled strange, as if the land beneath was burned in a some type of acid. Even moving here was queer, you couldn't actually touch the floor as if you were walking along a well kept forest path or one of Anfekor's Imperial Roads. It was more like a slight hop and a jump to properly traverse any of the accesible areas in The Place. After the jump you would float slightly for less than half an armspan before you landed, to hop again, and again, until you reached your destination.

The Place had hallways and rooms that were sealed by heavy white doors, Nefydd guessed that the door materials were the same consistency as those in the halls. How many more chambers and halls lay beyond the doors was another huge unknown.

Nefydd pulled out a kerchief from a pouch on his belt, wiping his mouth.

“Stamina still rusty, eh?” A look of concern passed over the dwarf's face for a moment, he crossed over to the other side of the room.

Every time they used the teleportation clips, the phasing always took them to the same room inside The Place. The size was 20 spans long and wide. At opposite sides of the room were corridors leading to other rooms. The light grey floor had a circle in the middle of a navy blue. The companions were always inside the circle after each teleport. Grijhold had checked the circle numerous times for runes or inscriptions but each inspection revelead nothing. This time, one of the walls contained a window.

“Hmph, sliding panel. Glass is about a finger thick, if not more. Oh, the view is breathtaking.”

Nefydd took a slow, tentative hop to the window. The glass was thick, but outside was nothing but darkness.

“A void?”

“Lad I am completely at a loss. I'm certainly not going to break this glass and find out,” the dwarf answered, a frown creasing his forehead.

Both dwarf and man were startled when their heels touched the floor.

“We can walk... Normally.” Grijhold took a few strides toward a corridor, turned, and walked back towards the window. “What in the Tarrasque's Maw is going on?”

“I don't think the Tarrasque is an avid landlord of this place Grij.”

 Grijhold walked past the window to the corridor where a large metal woman was walking gracefully towards them, her metallic feet making a slight clink noises as they touched the floor.

“Well this is new,” Nefydd mumbled. If the ranger were to guess, the metal woman was a construct. Her face was carved with delicate feathures and long hair was sculpted flowing below her shoulders. Her eyes glowed in colors of a clear blue sky. The craftmanship was far beyond anything he had ever seen in Anfekor, or anywhere else on the continent. Her curves were precise, highlighting an hourglass figure. She wasn't armed, but Nefydd surmised she didn't use weapons, as her metal fists would likely pulverize any of her opponents.

“Elemental?” Nefydd asked.

“Sentry this is my travelling companion, Nefydd Foulkes. Nef, this is, well, she calls herself Sentry.”

Nefydd nodded slightly,“Nice to meet you. Milady.” 

“No need to be so damned formal Nef.”

The ranger shrugged, “Grij, she walks as if she's a Florsendian courtesan.”

“A masterful touch on the part of her creator I would say.” Nefydd gave a slight nod.

“Have you spoken to her?”

“I have, she's not much of conversationalist Nef.”

“How did you know her name?”

“She arrived in this same room the first few times I phased here. Didn't speak a word, followed me as I went around for a look. I started calling her Gertrude and trying to make small talk and the like. Not a peep from her.”
“One day after going down what I would deem the southern corridor, I arrive at a door, or what appears to be a door. It doesn't open. Of course, Sentry is a few steps behind me. It looks like she won't budge, she just stands there waiting. So I sit my ass down beside the door and say, 'Well Gertrude, I'm in a pickle jar it seems.' Then she speaks, I was already sitting down, so the shock wasn't obvious. 'Please call me Sentry,' she says. 'Aye,' I reply. She asks me, 'Why aren't you trying to open the door?' So I look at her, with her beautiful glowing eyes looking straight at me and say, 'Sentry, this ain't my place, if the bloody door doesn't open then obviously somebody doesn't want to me in the bloody room.' She says, 'Most life forms of your pnuematic signature would try to open the door or command me to open it for them.' I say, 'Awfully gods damned smug of the bastards to ask you such.' She says, 'I exterminated most of them.' Then she turns, walks away; swaying those gods damned perfectly forged, sculpted hips of hers. Hasn't spoken to me since.”

“Has she always arrived after your phasings?”

“No, she hasn't. I was beginning to wonder where in the Seven Hells she went. Until today, I've not seen her for some time. She decides to show herself. Something's going on here, what with her arrival coninciding with the bloody window.”

“Any more surprises I should know about while we're here Grij?”

“Nope, I don't know what exactly she is. She looks like a bloody construct. Your question earlier, is she an elemental. I've no gods damned clue. Does she report to somebody or something else? Where does she go? Nef, I've don't know. As long as we mind our business in The Place and not try to deface or wreck anything, I think we're saavy here.”

“Well, as unsettling as it is to have metal woman watching over us, we have to figure out what we're going to do with Lady Lyn.”

“Speaking of such, gods Nef, her sex is like a burning candle, melting wax, just dripping over the luster.” Grijhold looked over at Sentry and shuddered.

Nef just shrugged, raising his right forearm. The torc on his forearm was made of leather and bone, it was covered in whorls and circles, magic symbols blessed by orc shamans.

Grijhold turned and grunted,“Aye lad, I keep forgetting you wear that bloody thing. Orc magic is always a two-edged axe.”

“It certainly helps, it was a worthy acquisition.”

“It dessicates your damn manhood Nef. You've lost a part of yourself.”

“Only the desire Grij.”

“Well, at any rate, if she didn't give me the wyvern's tail, I would've surely liked to plough her garden.”

“She could be with the damn Imperial Watch.” Nefydd almost spat on the floor, but seeing the immobile form of Sentry a few paces away, he bit his tongue.

“It's possible. She was digging into your dirt with a hill giant's shovel.”
“She wanted me to elaborate more on Gaulton's Folly. Somebody in the capital is getting nervous. Or I'm being paranoid.” Nefydd looked shyly towards the construct (or was it/she an elemental?).

Grijhold grimaced, “ If, if, she is their lackey, the Council or someone who has their ear is trying to reign in or tie off what they consider loose ends.”

“Did you get any auras?”

The dwarf paled, “She's got high magicks. I haven't seen an aura like that in well... a long time. Almost like a gods damned sun.”

“We won't be able to lose her Grij.”

“Aye, we'll have her for the duration I reckon. Sunshitter is a bastard... A real cagey bastard.”

“She's a distraction. We have to get rid of that bulette.”

The dwarf nodded, “And the tomb?”

“We'll cross that bridge when we come to it I guess.”

“Aye. We can go back any time now if you wish.”

Nefydd looked again at Sentry. The construct was staring right at them.

“I need to sit here a bit longer. I'm not ready to leave yet.”

“Are you lusting after the metal maiden lad? Those orcish wards aren't as strong as the shaman claimed are they?”

“I appreciate beauty Grij, even in the hands of a sculptor mage.”

Sentry spoke. “My creation did not involve arcane energies.”

Both dwarf and human jaws dropped. Mouths agape, the two adventurers stared at Sentry.

“You may both stay as long as you wish,” the construct said, walking toward a closed door, which opened, allowing Sentry access. The door came down, closing with a hiss of air as it touched the ground once the construct passed beyond it.

“Oddly, I feel safer here than at the campsite,” Nefydd uttered.

“Caught between a flesh and blood beauty and a metal forged maiden. Strange times lad, interesting times.” Grijhold took a deep breath, looking out into the black void beyond.

“A few more moments Grij.”

“The moments I'll give you Nef. And hope that the Matron Mother entertains my pleas that we aren't annihilated by the curvaceous magicker when we teleport back.”


It has been too long since I've posted any material on the blog.  I don't know how long I will be able to keep this up with the new European Union regulations about the blog and I have very little computer know how or expertise. However, in the next couple of days I will post (hopefully a better edited) an edited version of Tales of a Failing Empire- Interlude (Part 5).  There have been significant upheavals in my life but I will attempt to post on a more regular basis.  For those of you that visit this site now and then, I thank for your patience.